This one’s for the paycheck that vanished and the sunrise you forgot to watch. Vodka and juice, no lies.
Ingredients:
- 2 oz vodka (cheap, unapologetic)
- 4 oz orange juice (fresh if you’re lucky, boxed if you’re honest)
- Ice (like the cold shoulder from your ex)
Instructions:
Toss ice in a glass like you’re throwing away your dignity. Pour in the vodka. Pour the OJ. Stir with your finger if no one’s looking. Don’t garnish. Life didn’t garnish you.
